She can tell you the history on just about any band or song. Always singing, whistling, & dancing. Hippest Grammy around.
Used to be a patient at Fruge, but refused to leave so we just decided to employ her. Spends the weekends on the river or at the camp.
Acts nothing like her name. Enjoys her “quiet time” but everyone knows when she’s on the road. Once challenged Jeff Gordon to a race, he forfeited from sheer fear.
Life of the party. Has never met a stranger, ever.
Comedian of the office. Always has something punny to say. Laughs harder at her own jokes than anyone else.
Loves her little country abode, but hates all things creepy & crawly. Music and books are everything. Super uncoordinated. Typically replies to text messages within 24 hours.
Knows all the best restaurants in Baton Rouge. Professional at impersonations. Hands down, best storyteller you’ll ever meet.
Forty, fun, and fabulous! She’s been at Fruge longer than two-thirds of the doctors.
Mother hen of the office. Loves to work out, but hates cardio. Don’t bother calling her cell, she probably won’t answer.
Giggles 24/7, mostly about things she hears in her head. Loves hunting & fishing, but don’t worry she is a better assistant than she is a hunter.
Loves corny jokes. Avocados & dry shampoo are life. Germophobe. Easily persuaded to skip the gym for Mexican food.
Loves her dogs more than her coworkers. Can’t tell a funny story because she laughs too hard at it. If the TV is on, she’s probably watching Friends.
She is from Italy. No, she is not in the mafia, but she will chase you around with a wooden spoon. Two amazing children (she says they get that from her). Though she is little, she is fierce!
Known around the office as Janey-Boo. On the weekends you’ll find her in the kitchen trying new recipes. If there is a grammatical error, she’ll be the first to find it.
If you’re looking for her at the office, don’t look at her desk-she’s rarely there. If you find a typo, she probably typed it. There’s a 99% chance she spilled her coffee this morning.
Oddly obsessed with bacon. Great with power tools. Likely to survive a zombie apocalypse due to the amount of The Walking Dead she has watched.
May be short, but do not pet her. From Pierre Part. Favorite hobbies: frogging, crabbing, and hanging out with troy from swamp people.
Loves to shop, but not for groceries. Has a self-proclaimed allergy to exercise. Voted most likely to break out in song and dance during any/all situations.
No, that’s not the super hero Flash flying through the office. That’s just Lilly, running around the office at high speeds. Don’t get in her way, she will run you over! Red bull is her coffee.
Voted most likely to never escape an escape room. Speaks fluent Spanglish. Has crazy cat lady tendencies.
Meet Marki (not to be confused with Marki Mark & the Funky Bunch). She’s moved so much, she can barely remember where she’s from. And yes, that really is her accent!
She is passionate about three things: food, food, and food. However, if it’s healthy she won’t go near it! Blew through her life savings at Mr. Gatti’s and Olive Garden.
Oyster crafting extraordinarie. She would rather have her toes in the sand. Ironically, she’s described as the salt of the earth.
Sassy redhead and professional critter wrangler. Believes tacos and pizza are the food of life. Knows everyone who lives on “the other side of the river."
Loves to laugh (loudly). Anywhere you are in the office you will be able to hear her voice (trust us). Favorite pastime: traveling around with her RV with her circus family—she’s the clown.