She can tell you the history on just about any band or song. Always singing, whistling, & dancing. Hippest Grammy around.
On the weekends, you’ll find her at the campground. Has watched Sweet Home Alabama at least 100 times. Obsessed with music. Primary language spoken: Sarcasm.
She is passioniate about three things: food, food, and food. However, if it’s healthy she won’t go near it! Blew through her life savings at Mr. Gatti’s and Olive Garden.
Acts nothing like her name. Enjoys her “quiet time” but everyone knows when she’s on the road. Once challenged Jeff Gordon to a race, he forfeited from sheer fear.
Comedian of the office. Always has something punny to say. Laughs harder at her own jokes than anyone else.
Meet Marki (not to be confused with Marki Mark & the Funky Bunch). She’s moved so much, she can barely remember where she’s from. And yes, that really is her accent!
Oddly obsessed with bacon. Great with powertools. Likely to survive a zombie apocalypse due to the amount of The Walking Dead she has watched.
Forty, fun, and fabulous! She’s been at Fruge longer than two-thirds of the doctors.
Loves her little country abode, but hates all things creepy & crawly. Music and books are everything. Super uncoordinated. Typically replies to text messages within 24 hours.
Loves to laugh (loudly). Anywhere you are in the office you will be able to hear her voice (trust us). Favorite passtime: traveling around with her rv with her circus family—she’s the clown.
Mother hen of the office. Loves to work out, but hates cardio. Don’t bother calling her cell, she probably won’t answer.
Loves her dogs more than her coworkers. Can’t tell a funny story because she laughs too hard at it. If the TV is on, she’s probably watching Friends.
Oyster crafting extroidanairre. She would rather have her toes in the sand. Ironically, she’s described as the salt of the earth.
She is from Italy. No, she is not in the mafia, but she will chase you around with a wooden spoon. Two amazing children (she says they get that from her). Though she is little, she is fierce!
Loves to shop, but not for groceries. Has a self-proclaimed allergy to exercise. Voted most likely to break out in song and dance during any/all situations.
Life of the party. Has never met a stranger, ever.
Known around the office as Janey-Boo. On the weekends you’ll find her in the kitchen trying new recipes. If there is a grammatical error, she’ll be the first to find it.
Sassy redhead and professionial critter wrangler. Believes tacos and pizza are the food of life. Knows everyone who lives on “the other side of the river."
Voted most likely to never escape an escape room. Speaks fluent Spanglish. Has crazy cat lady tendencies.
Used to be a patient at Fruge, but refused to leave so we just decided to employ her. Spends the weekends on the river or at the camp.
Giggles 24/7, mostly about things she hears in her head. Loves hunting & fishing, but don’t worry she is a better assistant than she is a hunter.
Loves corny jokes. Avocados & dry shampoo are life. Germophobe. Easily persuaded to skip the gym for Mexican food.
No, that’s not the super hero Flash flying through the office. That’s just Lilly, running around the office at high speeds. Don’t get in her way, she will run you over! Redbull is her coffee.
Knows all the best resturants in Baton Rouge. Professional at impersonnations. Hands down, best storyteller you’ll ever meet.
If you’re looking for her at the office, don’t look at her desk-she’s rarely there. If you find a typo, she probably typed it. There’s a 99% chance she spilled her coffee this morning.